A Hair Brained Theory

So I have a theory. That all of the hair on our body is well placed metabolic pathways out of our epidermis. That when you consider the composition of hair it is no wonder that it is really excellent fertilizer.

That being said, the hairier the individual the higher amount of metabolic activity in the dermis(skinsuit). And the really cool thing is that the body can add any more as needed for additional metabolic egress. That when you see freckles, moles and age spots with extra-ordinary hairs, that those are extra troops your body is employing to clean house.

This is why they are now able to give people fake hair using exosomes.

“By injecting exosomes and growth factors, it has been clinically shown to help regenerate and regrow hair as a treatment for hair loss in both men and women in the earlier stages of hair loss.”

They are basically force transplanting our little consumers and what they are calling hair is actually exosome poop. A long string of it.

-Me(Michael J. Loomis)